Morgan. Twenty years. Proud lesbian and in love with my best friend. Dimples and long hair for days. Texas is my home. Johnson & Wales alumni with a Baking & Pastry degree. Owner of Gimme Some Sugar Cakes & Pasteries. Pescatarian. Lover of nature, animals, uswnt, and disney. Forever a hopeless romantic and a listener. I live through song lyrics. Addicted to chapstick, coffee, sweet tea, tumblr, and body mods. Worry wort at times. Welcome to my mind.

drumcorpsdreamer:

love-you-meanit:

I was analyzing music for class tomorrow when THIS happened…

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WORLD.

riddlemethiswilliam:

What’s the nicest thing you’ve done for each other?

The perfect beginning to my day. Thanks guys. #Patrick’s face tho #Sometimes

corneliapornelia:

Jo talking about when she finished writing Harry Potter (X)

Saturday, September 20, 2014
"She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you’ll know loss for the rest of your life."
Junot Díaz, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (via venusblume)

Time lapse is one of my favorite iOS 8 features

Friday, September 19, 2014
cream-crackered:

christel-thoughts:

cdlafere:

beanerschnitzel:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.


!!!

They should have left Willy’s ass where the fuck he was.

They have also been known to grab seals from the beach without killing them and will proceed to throw them around like a toy until they tire of that game. They will then either eat the seal or put it back ALIVE on the beach. Like in this fine example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWsN63PRCW8

cream-crackered:

christel-thoughts:

cdlafere:

beanerschnitzel:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

image

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

!!!

They should have left Willy’s ass where the fuck he was.

They have also been known to grab seals from the beach without killing them and will proceed to throw them around like a toy until they tire of that game. They will then either eat the seal or put it back ALIVE on the beach. Like in this fine example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWsN63PRCW8

appledoodles:

"I’ve never told a lie,  And that makes me a liar,  I’ve never made a bet,  But we gamble in desire,  I’ve never lit a match,  With intent to start a fire,  But recently the flames,  Are getting out of control.”
Jasey Rae-All Time Low
watercolor and ink
Ask about prints/commissions :)

appledoodles:

"I’ve never told a lie,
And that makes me a liar,
I’ve never made a bet,
But we gamble in desire,
I’ve never lit a match,
With intent to start a fire,
But recently the flames,
Are getting out of control.”

Jasey Rae-All Time Low

watercolor and ink

Ask about prints/commissions :)

Thursday, September 18, 2014

You know you’ve got pretty awesome friends when they go to the William Beckett show that you couldn’t attend and get you his ep, signed and with your name on it. That’s right her-middle-name-was-boom is basically the best. 😭

 
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